Question: The two sisters mother die. At the funeral, the first sister meets a very nice man, but never exchange numbers. that night the first sister kills her other sister. why?
Answer: She thought that maybe the man would go to her sisters funeral since he knew her mom and all.
Question: What do you get when you cross an elephant and a rhino?
Answer: Eleph-Ino!
Question: What chicken is said to come frome the sea, yet it comes in a can?
Answer: Tuna
Question: there was a man walking in pouring rain without an umbrella. wen he got home there wasnt a single hair on his head that was wet. how is that??
Answer: he was bald hah
Question: A prisoner is told "If you tell a lie we will hang you; if you tell the truth we will shoot you." What can he say to save himself?
Answer: The prisoner will say: "You people are going to hang me!" If they hang him, he told the truth. If they shoot him, he lied.
Question: I can eat everything. No matter anyone hit me I'm fine.But when I drink water, I'll die.What am I?
Answer: fire
Question: What is greater thatn God?
What is more evil that Satan?
Poor people have it
Rich people need it
If you eat it you will die
What is it
What is more evil that Satan?
Poor people have it
Rich people need it
If you eat it you will die
What is it
Answer: Nothing
Question: some months have 31 days. how many have 28?
Answer: all of them because they all months have 28 days.
Question: what color is the sky?
Answer: blue
Question: what can go up a chimney but cant come down a chimney?
Answer: an umbrella
