Question: what is greater than god but eviler than satan
rich people want it poor people have it
if you eat it you will die
rich people want it poor people have it
if you eat it you will die
Answer: nothing
nothing is greater than god or eviler than satan
rich people want nothing poor people have nothing
if you eat nothing you will die
:-}
nothing is greater than god or eviler than satan
rich people want nothing poor people have nothing
if you eat nothing you will die
:-}
Question: Light as a feather,
Nothing in it,
Few can hold it,
For more than a minute.
What is it?
Nothing in it,
Few can hold it,
For more than a minute.
What is it?
Answer: Your breath
Question: Three men are in a boat and it tips over. All three men go all the way underwater but only two get their hair wet. Why
Answer: Because one of them is bald!
Question: I can warm, or cook, or burn, as many through mistake have learned. But your answer lies not with me, but with that which I fear, that which gives life to the tree. What am I? What is your answer?
Answer: I am fire. Your answer is water.
Question: There are 2 mothers and 2 daughters and 3 apples. each get one apple and no one is left out. and they dont cut the apple. how is this possible?
Answer: theres a mother and she has a daughter and that daughter has a daughter. so one of them is a grandmother, one a mother and daughter of the grandmother, and one a daughter.
Question: here is Ducky. ( ~)<
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he eats 12 pieces of food a day & he eats breakfast, lunch, & dinner. how much does he eat in Breakfast, lunch and dinner?????
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he eats 12 pieces of food a day & he eats breakfast, lunch, & dinner. how much does he eat in Breakfast, lunch and dinner?????
Answer: 4
Question: what kind of can never needs a can opener to open?
Answer: a toilet
Question: What's your name? How do you spell it?
Answer: You spell it I-T.
Question: when you buy me i am colorless, when you use me i can turn into more than 300 different colors, when you're done with me i'm colorless again! I can be any size or shape. What am I?
Answer: A markerboard
Question: what is wrong with this mummy cow daddy cow and me baby cow
Answer: boy cows are bulls
