Question: What happens to a green rock when you throw it in the Red Sea?
Answer: It gets wet.
Question: A man is running away and has to choose 1 of 3 rooms to get out of a house. He can pick, the 1st door, a room that has broken edges of glass on the floor and walls, the 2nd door that is on fire, or the 3rd door, wich has 5 lions who haven't eaten in 3 years. Which one should he pick?
Answer: He should pick the 3rd door, because if the lions hadn't eaten in 3 years they would be dead.
Question: HOW DO YOU SPELL "COW" USING FOURTEEN LETTERSOF THE ALPHABET?
Answer: "SEE OH DOUBLE YOU"
Question: The man who made it sold it,
The man who bought it didnt use it,
The man who used it didnt know it.
What is it?
The man who bought it didnt use it,
The man who used it didnt know it.
What is it?
Answer: A coffin
Question: A man is lying dead in the middle of a field with only a backpack on. (Obviously clothes too!) How did he die?
Answer: He was parachuting, the backpack is a parachute pack, and it didn't open
Question: I went shopping today and met 7 women who had seven bags, in the bag were 7 cats, in the cats were 7 nits how many things went inside the shopping centre?
Answer: 1 (only me i just met them on the way)
Question: What type of cat lays eggs?
Answer: A Cat Fish
Question: This thing all things devours:
Birds, beasts, trees, flowers;
Gnaws iron, bites steel;
Grinds hard stones to meal;
Slays king, ruins town,
And beats high mountain down.
Birds, beasts, trees, flowers;
Gnaws iron, bites steel;
Grinds hard stones to meal;
Slays king, ruins town,
And beats high mountain down.
Answer: time
Question: It runs up the hill,
And runs down the hill,
But in spite of all,
It stands still.
And runs down the hill,
But in spite of all,
It stands still.
Answer: errrrr i duno
Question: whats more powerful than god? more evil than the devil ? rich people want it. poor people have it . and if you eat it you will die.what is it?
Answer: nothing ??? is more powerful than god .more evil than the devil .rich people want nothing . poor people have nothing . and if you eat nothing you will surely die
