Question: i AM A SQUARE
PEOPLE BY ME AT THE STORE
THEY WASH DISHES WITH ME

Question: What has a lot of weys but can't open any doors?

Question: A man is found dead in a cabin in the woods. How did he die?

Question: WHAT IS BETTER THAN GOD,
WORSE THAN THE DEVIL,
POOR PEOPLE HAVE IT,
BUT RICH PEOPLE DONT WANT IT.

Question: Who's the Smarty Pants?

Question: a guy kidnapps you puts a blind fold on you few hours go by he takes the blind fold off you are in a room with 2 doors in front of you 2 guys come out one is telling the truth one is lieing . you dont know wich is telling the truth or lieing .you get one question>How do you get out?

Question: Office Bob and Jeff walked in on a murder scene and saw Philp and Maggie lying on the floor dead in a puddle of water and Tom the Cat with his Back arched. After Office Bob looked around a bit i arrests Tom the Cat for Murder, Why? (how did Philp and Maggie die, and what were they)

Question: Many will look and many will see,
Only one of the sides of me.
Omitting the crime of looking right,
Now figure this out and you're very bright.

Question: what is weightless, and colorless..but when put into a barrel the barrel weighs less. what am i?

Question: what time is it when an elaphant falls on a fence.