Question: A blonde came home from WALMART one day very happy. She was so happy that she was crying. Her husband asked her why she was so happy. The blonde replied: "we are going to have a baby!!!" they were both so happy they both were jumping and crying. Then the blonde said: "wait that's not it!" and her husband said: "what do you mean that's not it?" the blonde then "said we are having twins!" her husband and her were so happy but her husband replied "how do you know that?" How did the blonde know?

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Doesn't know it has a different look,
And it can brighten up any dull room?

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Question: I have a tounge that cannot tast,eyes that cannot see and a soul that never dies what am i?

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Question: Larry is dead the window is open. Ther'es glass and water on the floor,and Mary is sleeping.

What happened??

Question: i snap but i am not a twig .
ihave armor but i am not a knight.i have a mobile home but i dont live in a trailer park .
i am hard but soft at the same time i am sharp. like a teacher but i am stupid.
i am as fast as a rock rolling up a hill.
i am a lover staring at a rock but notin love.
i see air but i can not hear it.