Question: Which clock works best, the one that loses a minute a day, or the one that doesn't work at all?
Answer: The one that doesn't work is best as it will always be correct twice a day, but the one that loses a minute a day will not be correct again for 720 days (losing 720 minutes or 12 hours).
Question: What do you use to hoe a row, slay a foe, and wring with woe?
Answer: Your hands.
Question: Who makes it, has no need of it.
Who buys it, has no use for it.
Who uses it can neither see nor feel it.
Who buys it, has no use for it.
Who uses it can neither see nor feel it.
Answer: A Coffin
Question: A man was found dead out in a field of snow. The only tracks that were left was a set of footprints between two parallel lines. Who should the police be looking for?
Answer: A man in a wheelchair.
Question: What is the value of 1/2 of 2/3 of 3/4 of 4/5 of 5/6 of 6/7 of 7/8 of 8/9 of 9/10 of 1,000?
Answer: One hundred - work backwards and you will understand.
Question: A petshop owner had a parrot with a sign on its cage that said "Parrot repeats everything it hears." A young man bought the parrot and for two weeks he spoke to it and it didn't say a word. He returned the parrot but the shopkeeper said he never lied about the parrot. How can this be?
Answer: The parrot was deaf!
Question: Three robbers robbed a store. Once they came out they were totally changed, but they still continued robbing. Why?
Answer: They robbed a clothing store; they changed clothes, not their ways.
Question: What has no beginning, end, or middle?
Answer: A doughnut.
Question: Be you ever so quick, with vision keen, by your eyes, we are never seen. Unless perchance it should come to pass, you see our reflection in a looking glass.
What are we?
What are we?
Answer: Your own eyes.
Question: Below are six clues to six words. When arranged in the correct order, each word is an anagram of the previous word with a letter removed.
capital of France
snake
headache tablet
single article
twisted ankle
coarse file
equally
capital of France
snake
headache tablet
single article
twisted ankle
coarse file
equally
Answer:
Aspirin, sprain, Paris, rasp, asp, as, a.
Aspirin, sprain, Paris, rasp, asp, as, a.
