Question: what is the best way to raise strawberries?
Answer: with a spoon
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Question: what is a pair of two
what do you wear everyday
what comes in a box
it covers 10 little pigys
what do you wear everyday
what comes in a box
it covers 10 little pigys
Answer: A shoe
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Question: In whaty ear did christmas and new year's come in the same year?
Answer: Every year!
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Question: this is long and hard to understand, so pay attention! a man is framed in killing his mother in a horrific car accident. before he is sent to jail, the imposter visits him and tells him not to do it. out of anger, he kills him and searches him to find a time machine. he decides to use it to save his mother and clear his name, all with a little help from the man who ruined his life. when he is in jail, he considers the man's words and thinks what he does may disrupt the time space continuim. he changes his mind, but suddenly, something horrible occurs. something even worse than you can imagine. what?
Answer:
the universe is destroyed.
explaination: in an ironic twist, the man brings the destruction he hoped to end. in a predestined time paradox, the man was supposed to go back in time to save his mother. he steals a car to try to warn her, but his determination to save her causes him to speed and kill his mother. an example of the self-fulfilling paradox. he survives the incident, and travels to the time obtained the time machine. he warns his past self not to go back in time, but thinking it's to assure his mother's death, he kills his future self. thinking about his future self's words, he doesn't go back in time, thus not allow the paradox to take place and destroying the very fabric of the universe.
the universe is destroyed.
explaination: in an ironic twist, the man brings the destruction he hoped to end. in a predestined time paradox, the man was supposed to go back in time to save his mother. he steals a car to try to warn her, but his determination to save her causes him to speed and kill his mother. an example of the self-fulfilling paradox. he survives the incident, and travels to the time obtained the time machine. he warns his past self not to go back in time, but thinking it's to assure his mother's death, he kills his future self. thinking about his future self's words, he doesn't go back in time, thus not allow the paradox to take place and destroying the very fabric of the universe.
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Question: Even though the odds are always in favor of the gambling house, why does the establishment insist on a house limit on stakes?
Answer: Every casino in the world would go bankrupt without a house limit on stakes. Without it, gamblers would keep doubling their stakes until they won. No matter how bad a losing streak they were on, they would eventually win.
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Question: what did the bacteria say to the germ?
Answer: YOU MAKE ME SICK OR YOU ARE SICK
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Question: A woman shot her husband, hung him up to dry and then took him away. But a few hours later they both went out for a dinner and had a very nice time. How can this be?
Answer: The woman was a photographer and took a picture of her husband, (shot him) got him developed (hung him up to dry) and put him in a frame. (took him away)
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Question: I cannot give you love yet men and dragons think me
Answer: treasure, gold, jewels, etc.
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Question: A boy came home from school one day and said hi to a man in his front yard. The boy talked to the man and played with the man everyday for two weeks. Then one day the man was not there. In his place a carrot, twigs, and a puddle of water remain.
Answer: A Snowman.
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Question: THERE IS A PLANE FLYING FROM MEXICO TO NEW MEXICO, WHILE THE PLANE IS IN FLIGHT IT CRASHES EXACTLY ON THE BOARDER OF MEXICO AND NEW MEXICo, WHERE ARE THE survivors BURRIED
Answer: nowhere you dont burry survivors
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