Question: How many sides does a circle have?
Answer: Two. The inside and the outside.
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Question: there was a person laying dead in the middle of the grass field with nothing but a weird kind of rock next to him. Also the nerest building was 50 miles away. and the man that was found dead was wearing the colors red, yellow, and blue
So who was the man and was the rock from earth
Answer: the rock was an astrod that hit superman and killed him so the man was superman
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Question: Why did the coach give his players lighters?
Answer: they lost all their matches.
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Question: the person who invented it does not need it.
the person who brought it does not want it.
the person who needs it doesen't know it
what is it?
Answer: a coffen
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Question: As I was going to St. Ives, I met a man with 7 wives
Each wife had 7 sacks, each sack had 7 cats
Each cat had 7 kits
Kits, cats, sacks, and wives,
How many wheren't going to St. Ives?
Answer: 2401, I said weren't
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Question: Which word is the odd one out:

First Second Third Forth Fifth Sixth Seventh Eighth
Answer: Forth. It is incorrectly spelled.
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Question: Why does everyone like partying with the mushroom?
Answer: The mushroom is a fungi.(Sounds like fun-guy)
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Question: What is bigger than
a grey elephant
yet weighs nothing?
Answer: The elephants shadow
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Question: I am one with eight to spare, lest I lose my one.
I'm not a number.
What am I?
Answer: A Cat. ( Nine Lives )
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Question: I am unknown to the conscious, unwanted to the young and greatly needed by the eldest of all. What am I?
Answer: I am Death
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