Question: When I'm used, I'm useless, once offered, soon rejected. In desperation oft expressed, the intended not protected. What am I?

Question: a guy goes on vacation on friday and he rides back on Wednesday but he stayed a week how?

Question: A girl is twice as old as her brother and half as old as her father. In 22 years, her brother will be half as old as his father. How old is the daughter now?

Question: My tail is long, my coat is brown,
I like the country, I like the town.
I can live in a house or live in a shed,
And I come out to play when you are in bed.
What am I?

Question: A babysitter came over one day to babysit 10 children. She decided to give them a snack. In a jar there were 10 cookies. She wants to give each one a cookie, but still keep one in the jar. How will she do it?

Question: if you are n.i.t. you are E.

Question: you enter a rooom and see there is a small hole in the window , a dead body on the floor , water on the floor and glass on the floor. what had happened?

Question: If you had to choose a room wher you had a 99% chance of death, which room would it be? A room filled with Burning fire EVERYWHERE a room filled with night assasins with night vision goggles machine guns knives and armor or a room with tigers that havent eaten in 3 years?

Question: A woman lived in a round house with her son, butler, maid, and cook. One day the woman heard a scream and ran out to see what it was. It was her child. He was dead on the floor. The cops came to see what had happened. The woman said she was taking a shower, the butler said he was setting the table. The maid said she was dusting the corners. And the cook said he was cooking dinner. Who killed the woman's son

Question: 7 apples hanging high,
7 riders passing by,
each takes 1,
that leaves 6!
WHY!!!