Question: You are in a bricked up room. The only other thing in that room is a table. How do you get out?
Answer: You scream until your throat is sore (saw), you then use the 'saw' to cut the table in half. Two halves make a whole (hole), then you get out by climbing through the 'hole'
Question: There is a truck driver going down the street. He stops at a "No Left Turn" sign. There is a police car and a policeman inside the car watching where the truck driver is. The truck driver turns left and the policeman saw him. He didn't give him a ticket. How is that possible?
Answer: I never said the truck driver was driving his truck. He was walking down the street and turned left which means he doesn't get a ticket.
Question: I am slim and tall,
Many find me desirable and appealing.
They touch me and I give a false good feeling.
Once I shine in splendor,
But only once and then no more.
For many I am "to die for".
What am I?