Question: What is the noblest musical instrument?
Answer: An upright piano.
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Question: A man rode out of town on sunday, he stayed a whole night at a hotel and rode back to town the next day on sunday, how is this possible??
Answer: His Horse was called sunday!
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Question: what comes 0 times a day, twice a week but only once a year?
Answer: The Letter "E"
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Question: I am something when I am not known but I am am nothimg when I am known. What am I?
Answer: A riddle!
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Question: Free us from this travesty,
the world without kindness, the world with doom bring us to the land of peace,
the so-called planet earth.
Until Pandora had opened the box,
the earthly way of life had changed.
Thou art thou should we blame her,
Non should arrtez her.
For human will make mistakes,
Forgiveness shall bring us with into the chasms of the Earth.
As this riddle I make this mistake,
And so I ask from you:
Is this poem Greek or French,
Or Have I wrote in Aliendish?
the world without kindness, the world with doom bring us to the land of peace,
the so-called planet earth.
Until Pandora had opened the box,
the earthly way of life had changed.
Thou art thou should we blame her,
Non should arrtez her.
For human will make mistakes,
Forgiveness shall bring us with into the chasms of the Earth.
As this riddle I make this mistake,
And so I ask from you:
Is this poem Greek or French,
Or Have I wrote in Aliendish?
Answer: None of the above.
The whole poem is in English
The whole poem is in English
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Question: what did the mother bee say to the baby bee?
Answer: beehive yourself
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Question: My first is twice in apple but not once in tart. My second is in liver but not in heart. My third is in giant and also in ghost. Whole I'm best when I am roast. What am I?
Answer: The word Pig.
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Question: Open me, and you can't see me without a mirror. Close me and you can't see me at all. What am I?
Answer: Eyes
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Question: If you have two hourglasses -- one four-minute timer and one seven-
minute timer, how can you measure nine minutes?
minute timer, how can you measure nine minutes?
Answer: Turn over both hourglasses at once.
When the four-minute hourglass runs out, turn it over.
When the seven-minute hourglass runs out, turn it over.
When the four-minute timer runs out this time (eight minutes have
elapsed), the seven-minute hourglass has been running for one
minute. Now turn over the seven minute timer back over. When the
timer runs out, nine minutes have elapsed.
When the four-minute hourglass runs out, turn it over.
When the seven-minute hourglass runs out, turn it over.
When the four-minute timer runs out this time (eight minutes have
elapsed), the seven-minute hourglass has been running for one
minute. Now turn over the seven minute timer back over. When the
timer runs out, nine minutes have elapsed.
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Question: What work can a sculptor never finish?
Answer: The fact that he is a sculptor is unimportant. It is the work no one can finish. It is an autobiography.
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