Question: how did henry get loose?
Answer: HE RAN OUT THE BACK DOOR AND HE STARTED TO CRY FOR LINDSEY SANDERS.
Question: What flys when it is on but flotes when it is off?
Answer: a feather
Question: Which is correct, "The yolk of an egg are white", or, "The yolk of an egg is white,"?
Answer: Neither. The yolk of an egg is/are yellow.
Question: There is this guy. He wants to get home but can't because he is afraid of the guy in the mask. Why?
Answer: It's baseball. The guy is on 3rd plate but scared of the catcher on home.
Question: what is smaller than a sink but bigger than a cup, yet the mississipi river wont fill it up?
Answer: A strainer
Question: a man asks this question every 5 min. at last with out looking at a clock or getting the answer he knows the time. How did he do it?
Answer: He knows the time when he started and he just added 5 minutes on for every time he asked.
Question: What Can Go Up A Chimney Down But Not Down A Chimney Up
Answer: An Umbrella
Question: How do you make a tissue dance?
Answer: Put a little boogie in it!
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Question: I turn polar bears white and I will make you cry. I make guys have to pee and girls comb their hair. I make celebrities look stupid and normal people look like celebrities. I turn pancakes brown and make your champane bubble. If you sqeeze me, I'll pop. If you look at me, you'll pop. Can you guess the riddle?
Answer: I dont know, help me figure it out :-)
