Question: I am hard yet soft
I am coloured, yet clear

I am fruity and sweet
I am jelly, what am I ?

Question: A man walks into a store and buys something expensive. He walks out and hands the object to sombody random and they give it back. What is the object?

Question: You hear it speak, for it has a hard tongue. But it cannot breathe, for it has not a lung. What is it?

Question: Once there was this man that was fishing at a lake on a cold winter night, and caught a big fish. He put it in his truck, and headed for the nearest phone booth so he could call his wife. He did that, and the next day, a person came along and found the man dead on the floor of the booth. The glass was broken, and he was all bloody. Yet there were no finger prints. EXPLAIN

Question: A woman was at a funeral and she sees a man. She talks to him and they immediatly fall in love and she gives him her phone number. He doesn't call. After two weeks she kills her sister. Why did she do that?

Question: What is the best part about being a surfer?

Question: What did the duck say when the store clerk asked if he was going to pay cash or charge?

Question: A boy was born in 1965 and he is just turning 18 years old. How is that possible?

Question: THE MORE YOU DRY WITH ME THE WETTER I GET.

Question: Brothers and sisters have I none,
But this mans father is my fathers son.

Who is he?