Question: if you went to bed at 8 p.m and set the alarm to 9 , in the morning how many hours of sleep would you get?
Answer: You get 1 hour of sleep!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Question: Romio and Juiliet were in there house. and suddenly a huge gust of wind swept through the window. Later on that day the housekeeper came home and fainted she had seen them both on the floor dead. No blood not cuts full health not starving perfectly fine but dead the only thing that was open was the window they were looking out.
Answer: They were fish when the wind came it knocked the fish bowl to the ground.
Question: what can run but never walks
what has a mouth but never talks
what has a head but never weeps
what has a bed but never sleeps
what has a mouth but never talks
what has a head but never weeps
what has a bed but never sleeps
Answer: A river has a head but does not weep, a bed but never sleeps, always runs but never walks, has a mouth that never talks
Question: WHAT CAN NEVER BE CHANGED?
Answer: Your Birthday
Question: I come from a something that came from me. I am a box, but with no lid, and inside me lies a golden surprise...
What am I?
What am I?
Answer: I am an egg.
Question: What is as light as a feather but the strongest man on Earth cant hold it up not even for a second?
Answer: air
Question: Poop?
Answer: POOP!!!!!!!!!
Question: What is special bout the word "FOUR"?
Answer: it is the only word that has the same amount of letters in the word as the number it represents!
Question: Why did the chicken cross the road?
Answer: Because it was the turkey's day off.
Question: He was a guy with no hair.
Answer: Death
