Question: I have four legs, then two legs, then three legs. What am I?
Answer: a man. when he is born, he crawls on all fours. when he is grown, he walks on two legs. when he is old, who has a cane in one hand!
Question: I am hard yet soft, liquid yet solid, colourful and clear.....what am i?
Answer: Jelly
Question: which tree you can eat ????????
Answer: pastree
Question: A father And son get into a wreck. They go to two differnt hospital 8 mile apart. The boys doctor says they can't do sugery on my boy.
How is that possible?
How is that possible?
Answer: The doctor is his mother.
Question: Why did the chicken did not cross the road?
Answer: Because there are too many ZEBRA CROSSING
Question: What do people make that nobody can ever see?
Answer: noise
Question: i have 2 coins that add up to 6 cents but one of them isn't a nickel what are the coins
Answer: a penny and a nickel the penny isn't a nickel!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Question: How many letters are in the alphabet?
Answer: there are 11 letters in "the alphabet"
Question: What is a Mummys favorite kind of music?
Answer: Wrap!!!!
Question: i am as lighter than the wind i wear black and you cant see me at night time
Answer: your shadow
