Question: A man was found dead in a barn hanging by his neck from the roof the only things in the barn were a cow ,2 chickens and an old rocking chair there was a puddle underneith the man what happened?
Answer: He tied a rope round his neck and stood on a block of ice until it melted.
Question: Bob is talking. But no one on earth understands what he is saying. What is he saying?
Answer: Blah Blah Blah Blah Blah
Question: i can run but never walk, have a mouth but never talk,, have a bed but never sleep,have a head but never weep.
What am i?
What am i?
Answer: A river
Question: Always opens and closes without making sound
Answer:
Eye lids
Eye lids
Question: The anwser is yes but it means no.what is the question?
Answer: Do you mind?
Question: michael owen has a short one......
arnold schwarzenegger has a long one....
'madonna' has nothing.......
the pope has one but dosent use it......
what am i???.......
arnold schwarzenegger has a long one....
'madonna' has nothing.......
the pope has one but dosent use it......
what am i???.......
Answer: ..... a surname!!
Question: A village fill a house with food.They seperate the house of food into two parts.They fill the house with the food from all the land animals they had and there was a famine.There was no food left.What did the did for food?
Answer: They ate the food the was right.
Question: if you have 2 quarters in you'r ear what are you listining to?
Answer: 50 cent
Question: How Do you confuse the most intelligent person in the whole world?
Answer: Put him in a round room and tell him to sit in a corner.
Question: what walks on 4 legs in the morning 2 legs in the afternoon and 3 legs in the evening wot am i
Answer: i'm man kind when i'm a baby i crawl on all 4s when i'm mid age i walk on 2 legs and when i'm old i walk on 3 legs cause i use a walking stick
