Question: duck duck duck!
Answer: two ducks
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Question: What weighs nothing yet the strongest man could not hold it for more than 5 minutes?
Answer: His Breath
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Question: What does an envelope say when you lick it?
Answer: Nothing, it justs shuts up.
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Question: What is more powerful than God?
More Evil than the Devil?
The Rich always want it and the Poor always have it.
And, if you eat me, you will die!!!

What am I?
Answer: Nothing!
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Question: there was matches stove candles and fruit.what do i fire first???
Answer:


THE MATCHES
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Question: there are eight on the front not on the back, to defend from king attack.
Answer: chess pawn
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Question: One of the coins is not a penny.How do you make 11 cents with 3 coins.
Answer: 2 nikels 1 penny
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Question: there are two men in a field, one is dead and one is alive. they both have backpacks. the dead man's is full, and the living man's is empty. Why is this and who are they?
Answer: they are skydivers, the man with the full backpack's parachute didn't open
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Question: Okay a boy and his father are in the car, all of a sudden they get into a car crash. On the way to the hospital the father dies. So when the son got into the emergeny room the doctor comes in and says "I can't opperate on this boy. He is my son". How is this possible?
Answer: Because the doctor is the son's mother.
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Question: Only one color, but not one size,
Stuck at the bottom, yet easily flies.
Present in sun, but not in rain,
Feeling no harm and dealing no pain.

What am I?
Answer: a Shadow.
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