Question: how come 50 men stand under an umbrella without
getting wet?
Answer: beacause it's not raining
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Question: i haver skin but no bone, i have a core and i am edible when hot and cold
Answer: !!Apple!!
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Question: If you allow me to live I shall not live long. But if you kill me I shall live longer
Answer: A candle
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Question: I was on my way to St. Ives, when I met a man with seven wives. Each wife had seven sacks, each sack held seven cats. Each cat had seven kittens. How many people (or animals) are going to St. Ives?
Answer: One. Me.
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Question: A father and a son were in a car crash. An ambulance took the father to a hospital four miles away and the son was taken to a different hospital that was fifty miles away from the crash. When the son was taken into surgery, the surgan said "I can't opperate on this patent, he's my son." How can this be?
Answer: The surgan is his mother.
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Question: a man leaves for a job interview . He hasnt seen the place before. he closes his eyes wishing once he opens his eyes he gets there and when he opens his eyes he sees its night time and only 3 roads he goes to the first one but woods and sticks everywhere then he goz to the 2nd one and there is fire everywhere so he goes to the 3rd one and its 2 dark as it is night time how shall he get out?
Answer: Go to the first road and get wood then to the 2nd and get fire light it up and from the 3rd just go with light from the wood and fire
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Question: If you were running a race, and you passed the person in 2nd place, what place would you be in now?
Answer: 2nd , cuz u passed the 2nd place player not the 1st.
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Question: A man dressed entirely in red was taken by two unmasked men. He found himself in a room and the two men threw him in a pot of boiling water. Many people knew what was happening and didn't dare at all. Who is the man in red?
Answer: The man was a lobster.
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Question: A man turns a walkls into a room an turns off the light!! 26 people die. How???
Answer: it was a light house so the light went off an the boat crashed...
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Question: a baby was tourtuering a bug the bug died but somehow the bug was still in his hand how was it still in his hand
Answer: when the bug died he still had it in his hand
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