Question: I go through you fast but you see me slow. What am I?
Answer: Dreams
Question: What's as smart as a GENIUS, and lives at your house.
Answer: A computer.
Question: There is a purple house, everything in the house is purple. the couch is purple the chairs are purple the floor is purple and the lamps are purple... what color are the stairs?
Answer: there are no stairs because it is a one story house... so it has no color
Question: What is special about Forlida?
Answer: Spells Florida!
Question: What's the difference between a teacher and a train.
Answer: The teacher say's "Spit out your gum. And the train "choo choo's"!!!!
Question: wat is ya fwend but ya enimy
Answer: a warewoff
Question: what runs, has no legs, but will never stop running?
Answer: Water
Question: I met this man, he had a cane, he tipped his hat and drew his cane.
In this riddle i said the man's name,
What is his name?
In this riddle i said the man's name,
What is his name?
Answer: Andrew
Question: If a dog is on a 20 foot leash. How can it reach a bone that is 5 feet away?
Answer: The leash isn't attached to anything.
Question: What is useful when full of water but is always full of holes?
Answer: A sponge
