Question: There is a roster on a house... it lays an egg.... Which side did the egg fall?
Answer: No where... Rosters don't lay eggs!
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Question: what runs but cant walk?
Answer: your nose
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Question: IF U R NIT U R E WHAT ARE YOU?
Answer: FURNITURE
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Question: there are 3 words in the english language that end in g-r-y. angry and hungry are 2 of them!
what is the 3rd? the 3rd is used by every one everyday! and if you read this again carefully, u will see the answer!
Answer: language
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Question: What is greater than god?
More wicked then the devil?
The rich need it.
The poor have it.
and if you eat it you die.
Answer: Nothing
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Question: Theres a one story house and everything in the house is , the beds, the tv, the dog etc. What color are the stairs?
Answer: there are no stairs its a one story house
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Question: There are very fewwords in th Englishlanuage that end it "gry". One hungry and another angry, there is a third one. What is the third word in the English language?
Answer: Language, if youdont get it justread the last sentence overto your self.
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Question: What is better than god,worst than the devil,the poor have it,the rich need it,and if you eat it you will die?
Answer: NOTHING,
Nothing is better than god,nothing is worst than the devil,the poor have nothing,the rich need nothing, and if you eat nothing you will die!
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Question: a boy lived in a flat on the 20th floor.
he went in the lift
presed 1.
went downstairs.
and went to school.
he came home.
went in the lift.
presed 10.
and walked the other 10.
why
Answer: because he could not reach the 20th floor button
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Question: the farmer went to town on sunday stay for three days and came back on sunday.How is that possible?
Answer: The horses name was Sunday
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