Question: I walked and walked and finally got it.
Once I had it, I stopped and looked for it.
When I found it, I threw it away.

What am I?
Answer: A thorn.
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Question: i go really fast down and up but never stop what am i
Answer: i am a subway bus
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Question: how come you cant hold a cold but you can hold carbon dioxide???
Answer: Dry ice is frozen carbon dioxide
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Question: There are two perfectly the same doors, one that leads to paradise, the other leads to death. There are also two men, one must always lie, and the other must always tell the truth. You may ask one question and only one single question to the two men to help you figure which door is which. What is the one question that will tell you which is which?
Answer: What door would the other man pick? (the man who tells the truth would point to the wrong door and the man who lies would point to the wrong door too because the man who tells the truth would have pointed to the correct door, so they would both point to the wrong door so you pick the opposite one)
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Question: What is my name?
Answer: we fly high
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Question: You want to share it when u have it but when you wants it u do't have it
Answer: secet
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Question: I can run but can not walk and yet I do not move! What am I?
Answer: A refridgerator!
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Question: Ok so this chik walks into a bar she has a 2lb. sulomy under one arm and a poodle underd the other arm. She set's the poodle on the tabol. The bartender says can I help you? She walks up to the bartender just as she stop walking she....
What just happend?
Answer: She say's HOOOOLLLEEEE SSSSHHHIIIIITTTT
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Question: It takes 5 men 10 minutes to dig one hole. How long would it take 1 man to dig a half of a hole?
Answer: You can't dig a half of a hole, a hole is a hole no matter how deep it is!
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Question: if you were stranded in the middle of the ocean and all you had was the raft you were on the clothes on you back and three cigaretts and no lighter. How would you get two of those cigaretts lite?
Answer: you would through twi over board and become two cigaretts lighter.
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