Question: What key(s) cannot unlock the tresure box?
Answer: Monkey and donkey!
Question: this woman she had a baby she named it crack then the next day she bought a house and she called it hairy butt then one day she lost her baby. she went to the police and said i looked everywhere and couldn't find my crack in my hairy butt
Answer:
Question: There is a blue single story house and every thing is blue, the doors are blue, the windows are blue and the t.v. is blue. What color is the stair case?
Answer: There are no stairs in a single story house
Question: What can run but never walks, a mouth but never talks, a head but never weeps, a bed but never sleeps?
Answer: I think answer is "A River" but not sure???
Question: Something that is better than God
Poor peple have it
Rich people need it
And if you eat it you die
Poor peple have it
Rich people need it
And if you eat it you die
Answer: Nothing
Question: only one color, but not one size, stuk at the bottom, yet easiley fly's. present in sun but not in rain, doing on harm, and feeling no pain.
Answer: a shadow
Question: if a cow eats milk,what will it give out?
Answer: rich milk
Question: there are 2 ducks behind to othere ducks, 2 ducks in front of to othere ducks and 2 ducks beside 2 othere ducks. How many ducks are there?
Answer: There are 4
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Question: i am red and square.
what am i?
what am i?
Answer: a red square
Question: The more there is, the less that you see. Squint all you wish when surrounded by me.
Answer: Darkness
