Question: You must find 2 coins to make 11p. One of the coins is not a 1p. What are the two coins?
Answer: 10p and 1p. Only ONE of the coins is not a 1p!
Question: iloveponysandmyfrienlovesponystowhichonehatesthem
Answer: thereisnoponty
Question: What do Poor people have, Rich people want, and God fears?
Answer: Nothing. Poor people have nothing, Rich people want nothing, and God fears nothing.
Question: Jane's mother has 5 children whose names are:
Patar
Peter
Pitir
Potor
What is the name of the fifth child?
Patar
Peter
Pitir
Potor
What is the name of the fifth child?
Answer: Jane! Who else could it be?
Question: You have a pie that is split into 3 slices.Their are 2 fathers and 2 sons.But you cant cut the pizza.
Answer: their are only 3 people. Because:
thier is a grandfather, The grandfathers son is 1 then the sons son
so thir is the grandfather >
and their is his son> fathers
so thir is the son of the grandfathers>
and the son of the grandfathers> son
3 people
thier is a grandfather, The grandfathers son is 1 then the sons son
so thir is the grandfather >
and their is his son> fathers
so thir is the son of the grandfathers>
and the son of the grandfathers> son
3 people
Question: Whats the funniest thing you've ever seen?
Answer: a dead aborted feotus's puppet show.
Question: What can you catch but not throw?
Answer: A cold.
Question: There was 2 mothers and 2 daughters going on a fishing trip. The 2 mothers and 2 daughters all caught a fish and were happy. But still, there were only 3 fish in the bucket. How can this be if everyone DID catch one?
Answer: There WERE 2 mothers and 2 daughters, but not the way you would expect it (I'll try to explain it the best way I can). The 2 mothers were grandma and a mom, then there was a mom and a daughter.Here is how it is:
Grandma,
Mom,
and Daughter.
Grandma,
Mom,
and Daughter.
Question: what is the thing that always makes u cold, u feel it when its breezy and u cannot see it?
Answer: the wind
Question: Brett and Barbara are found dead on the floor there's no wounds whatsoever and the evadence was a cat, some glass and some water how did they die.
Answer: They're fish the cat smashed the glass to eat the fish but it's a well known fact that fish don't like water so when a piece of water touched him he ran away and Brett and Barbara died of suffocation.
