Question: Tthere was a boy who invited a friend over to play. the mum said "im going to go to the shops now". so she did. the kids played footy inside. when mum got home and said "you have been playing football haven't you?" How did she know?
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Answer: The glass was on the outside
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Question: what is horribly ugly, repulsive, and can kill you?
Answer: the mirrior...OH BURN
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Question: a man is lookind down at a grave then he says "brothers and sisters i have none... this man's father is my father's son." who is he?
Answer: the dead guy is the alive guys son
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Question: What is the air around gettysburg called?
Answer: spagettysburg.
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Question: WHAT DOES A TURKEY DO WHEN HE FLIES UPSIDE DOWN?
Answer: HE GOBBLES UP
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Question: I am square or rectangle, i see you in the bathroom, i see at school, i even see you at all the stores, when im dirty you clean me, when im broke you fix me, what am i?
Answer: a mirror
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Question: How can you go over water and under water at the some time and not get wet.
Answer: By walking over a brigde with a pail of water on your head.
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Question: what room has a no windows no floor and no walls and no door?
Answer: a mushroom
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Question: How do you spell candy in 2 letters ?
Answer: c and y c(and)y
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Question: A man comes home from work, hangs up his coat, feeds his dog, brushes his teth and turns out the light. In the morning he wakes up and realizes he had done something terribly, terribly wrong and kills himself. What did he do wrong? (Big hint: his job involves boats.)
Answer: The man was a light house operator. (which also means that he lives in the light house.) When he turned out the light he turned out the light house light, resulting in several boat crashes over night. He knew he was responsible, and would be in lots of trouble so he killed himself.
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