Question: What is the worst vegetable to have on a ship?
Answer: A leek(leak)
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Question: It was very early Sunday morning. The preacher had just finished his prayers. All of a sudden he was shot and killed. There were three suspects: The baker, The mailman, and the storekeeper. The baker said "I was just baking my breads !" The mailman said "I was just mailing the letters!" And the storekeeper said "I was just stocking my supplies!" Who shot the preacher?
Answer: The mailman, THere is no mail on sundays.
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Question: What is three, seven times?
Answer: 3 3 3 3 3 3 3
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Question: I am a window, I am a lamp, I am clouded, I am shining, and I am coloured; set in white, I fill with water and overflow. I say much, but I have no words. What am I?
Answer: I am an eye.
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Question: once there was two guys. mr.smith and mr.jones. they lived next door to eachother and they hated eachother because they always fought about their land and about this one woman who they bothed loved. on one cold night mr.smith was found murderd. they first suspected mr.jones. well mr.jones said i dont know anything because i was just walking home and i herd something from his house. he said that he wiped the frost and looked throw the window and there was mr.smith. they knew that he was lying. how?
Answer: because you have to wipe the window from the inside not outside and it was a cold night but not a winter night. so there cant be any frost.
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Question: round like an apple deep like a cup,
yet all the vkings horses cant pull it up
Answer: a well
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Question: What kind of room has no walls?
Answer: A Mushroom
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Question: I am always hungry, I must always be fed.
the finger I lick, will soon turn red.
Answer: fire
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Question: hkjhkjvkujvhkJ?
Answer: thats right!
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Question: If your girlfriend calls you after a half hour, how is it she calls every hour?
Answer: She calls a half an hour later after talking for a half an hour.
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