Question: 2 mothers and 2 daughters go shopping,they buy 1 dress each and return with 3 dresses.

How Can This Be?
Answer: 1 of the mothers is a grandmother who has 1 daughter who is also a mother because she has 1 daughter.
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Question: In order to reach enlightenment, one must know the secret of the land of doubles...

In the land of doubles there are floors and walls, but no ceilings.

In the land of doubles there are no forks or knives but there are spoons.

In the land of doubles there are doors but no windows.

In the land of doubles there are attics and cellars, but no basements.

There are no quarters, dimes, or nickels, but there are dollar bills and pennies.

You cant hug people in the land of doubles, you can only kiss them.
Answer: Everything in the land of doubles has pairs of letters in its name.
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Question: Your in a tool shed with the door locked. how do you get out?
Answer: Use one of the tools to remove the hinges on the door. It is a TOOL shed.
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Question: I'm named after nothing, though I'm awfully clamorous. And when I'm not working, your house is less glamorous. What am I?
Answer: A vacuum cleaner.
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Question: each time you take a step you make one of me, but then you leave me behind
Answer: a footprint
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Question: I have a hundred legs, But cannot stand.
I have a long neck, But no head.
I cannot see, and I'm neat and tidy, As can be.
What am I?
Answer: I am a broom.
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Question: a muder had been suspected but the police did not know how the man had been killed since there had been no windows no doors no chairs no desks the was only a puddle left on the floor in the mans house and the man had been hung by a rope in the middle of the floor and underneth him hangin was a puddle .how did the man reach the ceiling with no promt to get hung up on the celing and why was there a puddle
Answer: the man had waited on a ice cube and the ice cube had melted and left a puddle
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Question:

I drive men mad

For love of me,

Easily beaten,

Never free.
Answer: gold

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Question: You throw away the outside and cook the inside. Then you eat the outside and throw away the inside. What did you eat?
Answer: You throw away the outside and cook the inside. Then you eat the outside and throw away the inside. What did you eat?

corn on the cob
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Question: There was a man lying dead on the ground and there was a giant rock next to him. Who was he and How did he die???
Answer: superman and the rock was kriptoniht!!!
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