Question: my clothes are green,my body is red and i have many eyes.who am i?
Answer: watermelon
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Question: What has 4 eyes but cant see?
Answer: Mississippi
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Question: imagine you are in a box, it is sealed and made out of metal. there is no locks windows or small holes in the box. u brought nothing and it is hardly able to get out. but how can you get out?
Answer: stop imaginating
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Question: There is a dog, a cat, a mouse, and an elephant. The dog is blue, the cat is orange, the mouse is yellow, and the elephant is white. The dogs eats lamb, the cat eats horse, the mouse eats cow, and the elephant eats, lions. The dog is 5, the cat is 9, the mouse is 1, and the elephant is 26. The dogs mom's name was Cat, the cats mom's name was Mouse, the mouses mom's was Elephant, and the elephants mom's name was Dog. They all knew a monkey named George. George had a 2nd cousin twice removed named Bob. Bob was the 5th cousin of the dogs mother Cat. Cat was the mother of George's 5th cousin's grandmother's uncle's nephew twice removed. How old is George?
Answer: 126, because you have to add everything up, square it, then add 7.5 because of Bob. (If you spent time reading that and trying to figure that out....SUCKER!!!!!! Because there was no real answer!)
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Question: What house has post on top,
A roof at the bottom,
While the rain comes from below?
Answer: A boat.
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Question: A panda walks into a diner. He orders a salad and, minding his own business, peacefully enjoys his meal. When he finished, he quietly stood up, drew a pistol, and walked toward the door. The outraged manager called after the panda, demanding an explanation for his behavior. The panda simply replied, "It's in my nature," then left the diner. What did he mean?
Answer: The baffled manager then went to the library and looked up "panda" in the encyclopedia. He read, "Eats shoots and leaves."
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Question: Different lights do make me strange.
Thus into different sizes I will change.
What am I?
Answer: Everyone has two of them

The pupil of an eye
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Question: A snail is at the bottom of a well that is eighteen feet deep. The snail can crawl up the wall three feet, but when it rests it slides back down two feet. How many tries does it make before it gets out of the well?
Answer: 16. On the fifteenth try, the snail reaches eighteen, but slides down to sixteen feet. On the sixteenth try, it crawls up past the eighteenth foot and is free.
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Question: Two roads diverged oneis truevary where people speak only truth and the other is lievary where people alwayz lie.A girl have to go to truevary a man is standing infront of her,he is either from truevary or from lievary.So,what sort of question should she ask him so that he may point truevary?
Answer: Where are you from?If he is from truevary he will point truevary as he speaks truth.And if he is from lievary he have to speak lie and he will show truevary..
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Question: How far can you walk into the woods?
Answer: Half way. Because when you get past half way your walking out again.
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