Question: In 2000, a 40-year-old doctor told his son that when a little boy he decided to be a doctor by seeing a internet web site about performing a heart transplant on a puppy with a dfective heart so that the puppy would live a normal life. I then thought that I would be a doctor so that I could help people in a similar way.

What is the defect in this story?
Answer: The internet did not exist when the doctor was a little boy.
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Question: how do you make the number 7 and even number without addition, subtraction, multiplication, or division?
Answer: drop the "S"
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Question: I'm as deep as an ocean,
As round as a cup,
Yet all the King's horses
Can't pull me up.
What am I?
Answer: A well
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Question: I bought it and it is costly,
But I use it for hanging only.
Answer: Earrings.
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Question: WHAT'S WORSE THAN RAINNING CATS AND DOGS?

Related: Funny Riddles
Answer: HAILING TAXIS
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Question: what is yellow and black and goes zzzubbbb?
Answer: a bumble bee flying backwards!
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Question: If you have me you want to share me. If you share me you won't have me. What am I?
Answer: I am a secret.
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Question: A boy walks downstairs on christmas morning in his foster parents house(the foster parents are rich). They have a 50 foot christmas tree outside, and the floor is an ocean of presents. There is a gold-platinum-diamond statue of Jesus, and huge exspensive Christmas decor. The foster parents spent all of their holiday money on Christmas presents, decor, tree, lights and much more.Why was the kid upset?
Answer: The boy was jewish!
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Question: the man who built it doesnt need it
the man who sells it doesnt use it
the man who bought it doesnt know it
Answer: it is a coffin
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Question: There is one thing. If you do this for other people, you will go to the devil. If you do this for yourself, you will go to God. Rich people want this. Poor people have this. If you eat this you die.

What is it?
Answer: Nothing.
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