Question: how maney animals of each kind did Moses put on the ark
Answer: Moses did not put any animals on the ark
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Question: how many months have 28 days?
Answer: All of them!
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Question: Doctor says to lawyer We were born on the same year, month, day, and minute. We were born in the same hospital, hospital room and we have the same 2 parents. We are not twins and we have no brothers. Explain this.
Answer: They have a Sister and they are triplets!
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Question: What are the science teacher's favorite states?
Answer: Solid, Liquid, Gas. The states of all matter
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Question: A girl named Janet,had went to jail for a crime she didn't do.When she was locked up and away all alone,she had found 3 furniture pieces:a bat,a saw on a table,and Piano,She had figured out 3 ways to get out of jail using those furniture/items. How did she get out of jail???
Answer: 1)1 way was to swing the bat three times, nad striked out{like in baseball)and she ran out and got away and the cops not knowing
2)She played the piano untill she played the right key and she unlocked the door and got out.(Key to open the door)and she was free.
3)She got the saw and cut the table in half,and since two halves make a hole(whole)she crawled out of the whole and was free at last.
4)she ran around the room untill she wore herself out.
Bonus)(she screamed for joy when she was out and her voice got hoarse and she rode on a horese and moved on..changed her ame and moved far,far away so nobody will ever know what happened to her....THE END!!!!!
2)She played the piano untill she played the right key and she unlocked the door and got out.(Key to open the door)and she was free.
3)She got the saw and cut the table in half,and since two halves make a hole(whole)she crawled out of the whole and was free at last.
4)she ran around the room untill she wore herself out.
Bonus)(she screamed for joy when she was out and her voice got hoarse and she rode on a horese and moved on..changed her ame and moved far,far away so nobody will ever know what happened to her....THE END!!!!!
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Question: A woman, and the perfect man and an alien get into a carcrash. only one survives. who survives explain.
Answer: the woman. there is no such thing as the perfect man or aliens
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Question: What do you call a Zbra
Answer: 26 sizes larger than an A-bra
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Question: A boy asked a girl from another school to the prom. He got turned down. why?
Answer: He was too young. boy not teenage boy DUH
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Question: You're in a forest. There are 4 exits (North, South, East and West). In the north, there is a black hole waiting to swallow you up. In the west, there is a hole in the ground too big for you to cross, even by rope. In the south, there are 3 hungry lions that haven't eaten for 3 months that are waiting to eat you. In the east, there is a giant stone slab that is too high to climb and it takes up the whole space. Which way do you go to escape?
Answer: The South.
If the lions haven't eaten in 3 months, they're dead! ^_^
If the lions haven't eaten in 3 months, they're dead! ^_^
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Question: What weighs more? A pound of feathers or a pound of stones?
Answer: The same. They both weigh a pound!
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