Question: There are two monkeys on a tree and one jumps off. why does the other monkey jump too?
Answer: monkey see monkey do
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Question: In olden days, the student of logic was given this problem:
If half of 5 were 3, what would one-third of 10 be?
If half of 5 were 3, what would one-third of 10 be?
Answer: It would be 4.
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Question: A man is lying, stabbed to death, in his chateau during the dead of winter. The only clues to the mystery of his death are an open window, and a cup of bloody water at his bedside. How did he die?
Answer: The man broke off an icicle from the window of his cabin, stabbed himself, and then placed the icicle in the cup. The icicle melted into bloody water after the man died.
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Question: My head is rectangular and I am allergic to water. I cannot read books but I can read CD. Wath am I?
Answer: The computer
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Question: What can you break without hitting or dropping it?
Answer: A promise.
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Question: What is
Greater than god, evilier than the devil, poor people have it, rich people need it, and you will die if you eat it.
What is it?
Greater than god, evilier than the devil, poor people have it, rich people need it, and you will die if you eat it.
What is it?
Answer: It is nothing.
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Question: We dwell in cottages of straw,
And labour much for little gains;
Sweet food from us our masters draw,
And then with death reward our pains.
And labour much for little gains;
Sweet food from us our masters draw,
And then with death reward our pains.
Answer: A Bee hive
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Question: Superman is flying at 100km/h.If Superman flew for 10 and 1 quater hours how far has he flown?
Answer: 17.083333 minutes!
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Question: what did the father cellphone say to the baby cellphone?
Answer: you are too young to be engaged
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Question: Draw four rectangles on a piece of paper. Put nine x's in the four rectangles so that there is an uneven number of x's in each rectangle.
Answer: Draw one large rectangle. Then draw the three smaller rectangles within the large rectangle. Place three x's in each small rectangle. There will be nine x's in the large rectangle.
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