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Riddle:
What is black and white and red all over?
Answer: A penguin drowning in Kool-Aid.
Riddle:
What's the difference between a penniless man and a feather bed?
Answer: One is hard up, while the other is soft down.
Riddle:
A woman has a heart attack. She dials 911 for help, but nobody comes to help and she dies. Why did nobody come?
Answer: She dialed 911, but she didn't really call 911 because she didn't press the Call button.
Riddle:
How is it that a person born in Massachusetts, whose parents were both born in Massachusetts, is not born a U.S. Citizen?
Answer: If he was born before 1783, then Massachusetts would still be a British colony.
Riddle:
What is white, black, and red all over?
Answer: A skunk with a diaper rash! A zebra with a sunburn! A panda eating berries! Or a newspaper, whatever.
Riddle:
There was a man who lived on the tenth floor. He would go to work from the tenth floor to the first and press the one button on the elevator. When he came home from work he would go to the seventh floor and walk the rest of the way up the stairs. Why did he do this?
Answer: He was to short to press the tenth floor button. >:))))))))))
Riddle:
I have the shape of a parabola, but I always wear a coat. You can can find me inside or outside. When I go home, my last name becomes my first. What am I?
Answer: A taco.
Riddle:
Which country has the fastest-growing population?
Answer: Ireland - every day it's 'Dublin'.
Riddle:
What can emit an umbra on the earth, provide phosphorescence for all it's creatures. All while altering the visual surface of itself within phases?
Answer: The moon.
Riddle:
A man walks into a store. He buys 6 packets of Marlbo cigarettes, 7 things of dip, and 4 electric disposable cigartettes. How many cigarettes does he have?
Answer: The riddle "How many cigarettes are left?" is unanswered. Do you know the answer? If so, click and add your answer in the comments section.
