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Riddle:
A rookie, professional football player who had just joined his new team from the college ranks, came off the practice field and told his coach in a shaky, fear-filled voice that he repeatedly heard a man's voice inside his head speaking out commands for him to follow. The player then asked the coach, "Do you think I am a schizophrenic?" "No," replied the coach. "I think you are an idiot." Why was the coach so rude and unsympathetic when responding to the mental health concerns of the young player; and what position had he been recruited to fill on the team?
Answer: The young player was a rookie quarterback drafted by this pro team. In professional football, quarterbacks wear helmets with speakers built into them, so the coach can tell them what plays to run. In college football, where this young player had played quarterback, helmets are not allowed to contain speakers; but this rookie was not aware of this, so he freaked out when he heard his coach’s voice inside his helmet, giving him instructions.
Riddle:
Colder, higher values
Always in a hundred
But in the herd, just one
With two in fourty four
Could it be twenty one
Or maybe ninety two?
Who are I?
Answer: U / ewe / you
Riddle:
I am dress you can not wear. What am I?
Answer: An address!
Riddle:
What is new and old at the same time?
Answer: Land.
Riddle:
Next tell me what's always the last thing to mend, the middle of middle and the end of end?
Answer: D.
Riddle:
What do you call a person selling drugs from his bike?
Answer: A dope peddler.
Riddle:
I'm scared of the water,
But not scared of heights;
I'm light and come in different colors,
But typically just white.
What am I?
Answer: Tissue
Riddle:
I am high but not higher than heaven. What am I?
Answer: The Exosphere.
Riddle:
A nurse was speaking with a young doctor just prior to their entering the room where the surgery was to take place. "You know," said the nurse, "I am surprised you are going to attempt surgery on this patient again, since you have failed in all of your previous attempts. You are lucky this patient is unable to make any complaints concerning your failed surgical attempts, and sue you for malpractice! So far, you have botched his knee, ankle, heart, and rib surgeries, and now you are going to try to remove insects from this man's stomach. What's next, brain surgery?" "After today's operation, I believe I will do just that!," replied the doctor in a defiant tone, "and this time there will be no nose bleed, or a red nose of any kind during the surgery." "That'll be the day," replied the nurse. "I will be right next to you during the operation, so when you mess up, I'll have a good laugh!" What kind of twisted, warped, medical professionals are these two? Why haven't both of them been permanently banned from practicing medicine? Just what exactly is going on here?
Answer: While on break, several of the doctors and nurses at a hospital have been competing against one another in the classic game of Operation. This doctor, although he failed at removing the patient’s water on the knee, wrenched ankle, broken heart, and spare ribs, felt confident he could remove the butterflies from the patient’s stomach without causing the patient’s nose to light up red and trigger a buzzer sound signifying failure.
Riddle:
If there is a pound of cotton, and a pound of stones, which one would be heavier?
Answer: They are the same weight because there is ONE POUND of cotton and ONE POUND of stones.
