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A family of 5 moved into a old house. The following night they heard "When I find you, I will eat you!" The daughter disappeared in the morning. That night they heard again," when I find you I will eat you!!" The son disappeared. And again, and again one by one they were disappearing until it was just the father left. He walked around the house one night to figure out what was happening, and saw his family hiding in a closet. What happend to the family?
Answer: The family walked out of the closet and they packed their stuff to get ready to leave. When they oped the door they saw an old woman picking her nose saying, "When I find you, I will eat you!"
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What did the nurse say when he found the rectal Thermometer in his coat pocket?
Answer: Some asshole must have my pen.
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Aidan is looking for a girl to invite out. He goes onto an app and finds three girls pretty quickly. He texts each of them, asking if they'd each like to go out with him. Amber says: "Yes, I made a reservation at my favorite restaurant. You have to be there at exactly 8:00 PM,". Julie says, "How about dinner, and then a movie? I could pick you up at 6:00 PM if you'd like,". Francesca says, "I have a huge collection of records at my house, would you like to come and visit?" Only one of these girls is safe to invite. Which girl should Aidan invite out?
Answer: Aidan should invite Julie out. Amber didn't even ask if Aidan wanted to go to the restaurant or not. Besides, she's too rude and bossy. Aidan barely knows Francesca; it's unsafe to go to her place alone. Aidan should go with Julie because she seems the safest and the most polite.
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(Warning math) You get a new phone you download musical.ly it's 257 kb of your space, then you download Instagram it takes up 126 kb of your space, Last you download Twitter, All the space each app takes up, adds up to 451 kb. How much space does Twitter take up? (Hint:add and subtract)
Answer: 68 kb
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A young sailor boy from Chicago by the name of Jack, and his little Jack Russel terrier named Bingo, stood guard over a well-known treasure for 100 years, but neither Jack nor his dog ever experienced any kind of aging during that time. Perhaps the secret of Jack and Bingo's miraculous defiance of the aging process can best be explained by revealing Jack's famous motto: "The more you eat, the more you want." What is this famous treasure Jack and Bingo guarded for 100 years, and how did they manage to defy the aging process?
Answer: Young Sailor Jack and his little Jack Russel terrier have adorned every box of Cracker Jack that contained a hidden treasure (a prize) from 1916 until 2016. The company stopped putting little material prizes in each box in 2016, much to the chagrin of baseball fans everywhere.
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What do ghosts call if they are being haunted by humans?
Answer: They are going to call the human version of ghost busters.
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When do elephants have eight feet?
Answer: When there are two of them.
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Here are two statements: 1) Some men are kings. 2) All kings have golden crowns. Here are two conclusions: 1) All men have golden crowns. 2) All kings are men. Which conclusion, if any, is correct?
Answer: Neither conclusion is correct. Conclusion 1 is incorrect; not all men have golden crowns because only SOME men are kings. Conclusion 2 is also incorrect; not all kings are men because all kings have golden crowns, but men do not (men are usually of a lower status than kings). Therefore, both conclusions are incorrect.
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If it's information you seek, come and see me. If it's pairs of letters you need, I have consecutively three. What am I?
Answer: A bookkeeper.
Riddle:
What happens when your hungry and you run to the grocery store to find that the rack of turkey is covered in grease?
Answer: "I'm so Hungary that Iran to the grocery store and grabbed Iraq of Turkey which is covered in Greece."
