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Riddle:
There was an intelligent eagle that didn't know to how read words. Once he went to complain about a thief and while coming home, he saw a dead bird but didn't use his flesh to eat. Why?
Answer: Because he saw the police station and it is ill-eagle.
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A nurse was speaking with a young doctor just prior to their entering the room where the surgery was to take place. "You know," said the nurse, "I am surprised you are going to attempt surgery on this patient again, since you have failed in all of your previous attempts. You are lucky this patient is unable to make any complaints concerning your failed surgical attempts, and sue you for malpractice! So far, you have botched his knee, ankle, heart, and rib surgeries, and now you are going to try to remove insects from this man's stomach. What's next, brain surgery?" "After today's operation, I believe I will do just that!," replied the doctor in a defiant tone, "and this time there will be no nose bleed, or a red nose of any kind during the surgery." "That'll be the day," replied the nurse. "I will be right next to you during the operation, so when you mess up, I'll have a good laugh!" What kind of twisted, warped, medical professionals are these two? Why haven't both of them been permanently banned from practicing medicine? Just what exactly is going on here?
Answer: While on break, several of the doctors and nurses at a hospital have been competing against one another in the classic game of Operation. This doctor, although he failed at removing the patient’s water on the knee, wrenched ankle, broken heart, and spare ribs, felt confident he could remove the butterflies from the patient’s stomach without causing the patient’s nose to light up red and trigger a buzzer sound signifying failure.
Riddle:
A camel travels a certain distance each day. Strangely enough, two of its legs travel 30 miles each day and the other two legs travel nearly 31 miles. It would seem that two of the camel's legs must be one mile ahead of the other two legs, but of course this can't be true. Since the camel is normal, how is this situation possible?
Answer: The camel operates a mill and travels in a circular clockwise direction. The two outside legs will travel a greater distance than the two inside legs.
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What do you call a tick that loves math?
Answer: An Arithme-tic.
Riddle:
A man has a machine that can turn him into any person that ever existed. He programmed into the machine the number 1, and then pressed the transformation button. Who did he become?
Answer: Adam.
Riddle:
A Smuggler with a bicycle carried to sack of sand with him every day. However every time he was checked at the border, the officer's let him through. Wait, what did the Smuggler smuggle?
Answer: The Smuggler used two sack of sand as a distraction. So that the officer wouldn't notice that he was smuggle the bicycles.
Riddle:
If a peacock lays and egg every day and there are two peacocks how many eggs will there be in a week?
Answer: None- peacocks don't lay eggs, peahens lay eggs.
Riddle:
What is that which the dead and living do at the same time?
Answer: Lie.
Riddle:
What's black and white and red all over?
Answer: A zebra with a sunburn.
Riddle:
When the below was jerking , the above was preferring. When the below was hurting, the above was happy rejoicing. What is that?
Answer: That is fishing.
