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"Pen" Riddles - Next 10 of 279.
Riddle:
Once upon a time there was a happy family in a dome-shaped house the family consisted of a mother, a father, a chef, a maid, a brother, a sister, and a little kitty named Bubbles. The mother and father went out one night and remembered to lock the doors. When they came home the cat had sadly passed. They questioned everyone. The boy said he was playing video games with the girl, the girl also said they were playing video games. The maid said she was dusting the corners in the house and the chef said he was sharpening the knife to cut the freshly baked apple pie. Who killed bubbles?
Answer: The maid! There are no corners in a dome shaped house. Mew!
Riddle:
Where was the Declaration of Independence signed?
Answer: At the bottom.
Riddle:
What shoes do frogs wear in the summer?
Answer: Open toad shoes.
Riddle:
A woman is put in a cement room without windows. The door is mechanically bolted shut and under strict watch so that nobody can come in or out. It is secured in every possible way. 24 hours later, the door is opened, and there are now 2 people inside the room. How is this possible?
Answer: The woman was pregnant.
Riddle:
Where do penguins keep their money?
Answer: In a snow bank!
Riddle:
When do you see sheep in ink?
Answer: When you draw them in pen!
Riddle:
What happens to a small stone that works up its courage?
Answer: It becomes a little boulder.
Riddle:
What did the British man lose when he spent his money working out at the gym?
Answer: Pounds.
Riddle:
A woman is sitting in her hotel room when there is a knock at the door. She opened the door to see a man whom she had never seen before. He said "Oh I'm sorry, I have made a mistake, I thought this was my room." He then went down the corridor and in the elevator. The woman went back into her room and phoned security. What made the woman so suspicious of the man?
Answer: You don't knock on your own hotel room door.
Riddle:
Poke your fingers in my eyes and I will open wide my jaws. Linen cloth, quills, or paper, my greedy lust devours them all. What am I?
Answer: Shears, or scissors.
