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I am walking and i don't see my tie. Where did it go?
Answer: On my shoe.
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Cleopatra and Anthony were near a fish bowl and somehow they died. What happened?
Answer: Cleopatra and Anthony were fish and a cat knocked over their fish bowl and since fish can't survive without water they died!!
Riddle:
What does a newspaper reporter use to dry himself after his shower?
Answer: Paper towels.
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The pet shop starts with some dogs, then someone comes and takes 1 of the dogs, then another person and their child take 4 dogs. After that a mother, father and their 18 kids adopt 12 dogs. Then the pet shop receaves 3 dogs and someone takes 1, now the pet shop has 2 dogs. How many dogs did they have at the beginning?
Answer: 17 dogs because 17-1=16-4=12-12=0+3=3-1=2.
Riddle:
What take longer run through. 1st and 2nd or 2nd and 3rd?
Answer: 2nd and 3rd because you have to go through a shortstop.
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Why are 1990 dollar bills worth more than 1989 dollar bills?
Answer: The same reason seven dollars is more than six. Because there is one more.
Riddle:
1. Where do fish go on vacation? 2. Where do songbirds go on vacation? 3. Where do zombies go on vacation? 4. Where do Thanksgiving Birds go on vacation? 5. Where do geometry teachers go on vacation? 6. Where do locksmiths go on vacation?
Answer: 1. Finland 2. The Canary Islands 3. The Dead Sea 4. Turkey 5. Cuba 6. The Florida Keys
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Why are trees in winter like troublesome visitors?
Answer: Because it's a long time before they leave.
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I'm teary-eyed but never cry, silver-tongued, but never lie. double-winged, but never fly, air-cooled, but never dry. What am I?
Answer: Mercury. The element looks shiny, silver, and is wet. The god Mercury has two wings but only uses them to run.
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If two's company and three's a crowd, what are four and five?
Answer: Four and five is nine.
