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I bought your aquarium for freshwater fish, I'm so glad but only one kind so far to surface, So, for now, I'll say thank you for the... what?
Answer: Purchase (perches).
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Why don't Calculus majors throw house parties?
Answer: Because you should never drink and derive.
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What's the difference between a penniless man and a feather bed?
Answer: One is hard up, while the other is soft down.
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A woman has a heart attack. She dials 911 for help, but nobody comes to help and she dies. Why did nobody come?
Answer: She dialed 911, but she didn't really call 911 because she didn't press the Call button.
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I am a room. I have a sink. I have a stove. You use me for cooking. What am I?
Answer: A kitchen.
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How is it that a person born in Massachusetts, whose parents were both born in Massachusetts, is not born a U.S. Citizen?
Answer: If he was born before 1783, then Massachusetts would still be a British colony.
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What is William Herschel famous for?
Answer: He saw Uranus.
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What did the nurse say when he found the rectal Thermometer in his coat pocket?
Answer: Some asshole must have my pen.
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Which country has the fastest-growing population?
Answer: Ireland - every day it's 'Dublin'.
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I am, in truth, a yellow fork From tables in the sky By inadvertent fingers dropped The awful cutlery. Of mansions never quite disclosed And never quite concealed The apparatus of the dark To ignorance revealed. What am I?
Answer: I am lightning.
