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Riddle:
A young woman owns two horses, a plane, a gun, a tape with many markings, and a machine with sharp teeth which she uses almost every day. She does not use any of these for transportation or for self-defense (although the gun is loaded), but she does rely on all of these items to meet her financial needs. What does this young woman do for a living, and why does she need this strange assortment of objects?
Answer: The young woman is a carpenter. She uses her two sawhorses, her carpenter’s plane, her nail gun, her tape measure, and her circular saw almost every day as she works to earn a living.
Riddle:
A rookie, professional football player who had just joined his new team from the college ranks, came off the practice field and told his coach in a shaky, fear-filled voice that he repeatedly heard a man's voice inside his head speaking out commands for him to follow. The player then asked the coach, "Do you think I am a schizophrenic?" "No," replied the coach. "I think you are an idiot." Why was the coach so rude and unsympathetic when responding to the mental health concerns of the young player; and what position had he been recruited to fill on the team?
Answer: The young player was a rookie quarterback drafted by this pro team. In professional football, quarterbacks wear helmets with speakers built into them, so the coach can tell them what plays to run. In college football, where this young player had played quarterback, helmets are not allowed to contain speakers; but this rookie was not aware of this, so he freaked out when he heard his coach’s voice inside his helmet, giving him instructions.
Riddle:
What do you call a girl who's more than an eight hot and less than a five crazy?
Answer: A unicorn because they don't exist.
Riddle:
What is new and old at the same time?
Answer: Land.
Riddle:
Next tell me what's always the last thing to mend, the middle of middle and the end of end?
Answer: D.
Riddle:
What do you call a person selling drugs from his bike?
Answer: A dope peddler.
Riddle:
I'm scared of the water,
But not scared of heights;
I'm light and come in different colors,
But typically just white.
What am I?
Answer: Tissue
Riddle:
Will and Jim were practicing shooting, and each scored seventy-five hits out of a hundred. After a little break, Will tried again and hit thirty-five out of fifty shots. Jim did not do any more shooting.
Who had the best average for the day?
Answer: Jim's average is higher.
Riddle:
The head of a whale is six feet long; his tail is as long as his head and half his body, and his body is half of his whole length. How long is the whale?
Answer: Forty-eight feet.
Riddle:
First made but last gone. Always at the bottom of the stack. What am I?
Answer: The First Pancake.
