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Riddle:
What do sea monsters eat for lunch?
Answer: Fish and ships.
Riddle:
A guy gets to choose how to die. He has 3 choices, one to get put in the electric chair, two to get hung, and three to get thrown into a lion pit of lions that had not eaten in one thousand years.
Which did he choose?
Answer: The lion pit because they had not eaten in one thousand years so they were already dead.
Riddle:
A woman is 6 months pregnant when she falls into a coma for 3 months. When she wakes up, she asks the doctor about her babies. The doctor states that she had twins, 1 boy, and 1 girl. They're doing fine and her brother named them. The woman goes "No, No, No, not my brother - he's an idiot. What did he name the girl?" The doctor says Daneice. What did the brother name the boy?
Answer: Danephew
Riddle:
How do scientists freshen their breath?
Answer: With experi-mints.
Riddle:
What do you call a fish that wears a bowtie?
Answer: You call it so-fish-ticated!
Riddle:
I provide air, and yet I scream and praise my idols. What am I?
Answer: A fan.
Riddle:
What wears a coat all year-round?
Answer: A dog.
Riddle:
The day before yesterday, Chris was 7 years old. Next year, she'll turn 10.
How is this possible?
Answer: Today is Jan. 1st. Yesterday, December 31, was Chris's 8th birthday. On December 30, she was still 7. This year she will turn 9, and next year, she'll turn 10.
Riddle:
I have no mind or a soul. I've been eternally attached since man's dawn. My kind disappear on and off, to everyone I accompany them to their death, and buried with them, then I hide away when the casket shuts. What am I?
Answer: A shadow.
Riddle:
I always go to the right, but I can never go to the left. What am I?
Answer: Hands on a clock.

