Question: wuts the answer?

wuts greater than god, worse than the devil, the poor have, the rich want, and if u eat it u die?
Answer: nothing
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Question: What is black and white and read all over?
Answer: the newspaper!!!!
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Question: There are 2 kids in a room and 1 adult with a gun. The adult kills one of the kids. Why did he kill the kid?
Answer: The kid that was killed was a goat and the other kid was a human.
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Question: It is greater than God. More evil than the devil. what spenders save and what saver spend? Can you guess what it is?
Answer: Nothing
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Question: A son and a father were driving in a car. They get into a car crash and the father instantly dies. The son was soon rushed to the hospital, when he gets there the old surgeon says "I can't operate on this boy hes my son!" Who is the sergon?
Answer: The boy's mother!
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Question: whats always coming but never here
Answer: tommorow
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Question: How do you make seven even?
Answer: take away the s
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Question: what when you buy is black use is red then throw is gray
Answer: charcoal
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Question: I push a car and pay a fee then I push the car again and buy a house. What am I doing
Answer: I'm playing Monopoly
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Question: round and round the rugid rock the little rascal how many hours in that
Answer: sorry there is no hours in the word that
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