Question: a electric train is going from south to north wind
is blewing fiercely from east&west a a speed of 50kmph & 90kmph,then where will the smoke go?

Question: I ALWAYS GO UP NEVER DOWN AND I WILL NEVER STOP GOING UP WHAT AM I?

Question: there was a duck floting on top of the water and a cat sleeping in her tail then the duck jumped in the water. what happened to the cat?

Question: You are halfway there and halfway gone. Where are you?

Question: a man is found dead in a room. he hung him self. the room has a 10 foot celing the man is 6 ft tall the only other thing in the room besideds a man and a rope is a puddle of ice. how did he manage to hang himself?

Question: Where do you find a turtle with no legs?

Question: a bus driver is going past the sign that says stop.it is turning right where u are not supposed to. it is not stopping where a lollipop man puts up his sign where it says stop.he still does not break any traffic law. how come?

Question: you are running for your life in middle of no where you need to take a step. What do you do?

Question: When is the devil better than God?

Question: To my left and to my right is water,
And I have a thumb but no fingers.
I have endured a war yet become closer to myself because of it,
I have jaws yet no upper teeth.
I begin and end with the letter 'a',
Yet in me more hearts beat than any one man can count.
What be I?