Question: You are usually a failing student and you finally got a tutor. He is a very smart student and finally exam day comes up. Before that though, you said "You a the best tutor ever! I never get a bad grade anymore! Awesome!" .

When you get your test back, you see something like a G. What was your real grade?

Question: you have 2 US coins
that make up 30 cents
ones not a nickel?

Question: something green and spins 100 miles per minuite

Question: I start with the letter E, Iend with the letter E, I contain only 1 letter, Yet I am not the letter E. What am I?

Question: What causes a sharp and irritable sensation yet it has some metal in between?

Question: There was broken glass on the floor with water or blood, (optional) spread out everywhere. Fred and Frita were lying dead in their kitchen. What happened?

Question: a cowgirl rides in on a friday, stays for two days, then rides out on a friday. how is this possible?

Question: It goes right past yoy every day but you never see it. What is it?

Question: If you are locked in your car and all you have is a metal bat and a rock to help you out, how would you get yourself out of the car?

Question: Adam, God made out of dust
But He thought it best to make me first,
So I was made before man
To answer God's holy plan.

A living being I became
And Adam gave to me my name.
I from his presence then withdrew,
And more of Adam never knew.

I did my Maker's law obey
Nor ever went from it astray.
Thousands of miles I go in fear
But seldom on earth appear.

For purpose wise which God did see
He put a living soul in me.
A soul from me God did claim
And took from me the soul again.

So when from me the soul had fled
I was the same as when first made.
And without hands or feet or soul
I travel on from pole to pole.

I labor hard by day and night
To fallen man I give great light.
Thousands of people young and old
Will by my death great light behold.

No right or wrong can I conceive.
The scripture I cannot believe.
Although my name therein is found
They are to me an empty sound.

No fear of death doth trouble me
Real happiness I'll never see.
To heaven I shall never go
Or to hell below.