Riddle:
What room do ghosts avoid?
Answer: The living room.
Riddle:
Why is Europe like a frying pan?
Answer: Because it has Greece at the bottom.
Riddle:
Why did Tigger go to the bathroom?
Answer: He wanted to find his friend, Pooh!
Riddle:
I can be cracked, I can be made. I can be told, I can be played. What am I?
Answer: A Joke!
Riddle:
What do you call two witches who live together?
Answer: Broommates!
Riddle:
What did the baseball glove say to the ball?
Answer: Catch you later.
Riddle:
When is a doctor most annoyed?
Answer: When he is out of patients.
Riddle:
Which part of a road do Ghost's love to travel the most?
Answer: The Dead End.
Riddle:
When is it bad luck to see a black cat?
Answer: When you are a mouse.
Riddle:
Why did Snap, Crackle and Pop get scared?
Answer: They heard there was a cereal killer on the loose.
Riddle:
What does a snowman like to eat for breakfast?
Answer: Frosted Flakes.
Riddle:
Who is never hungry during Christmas?
Answer: The turkey because he is always stuffed.
Riddle:
Why was the broom late?
Answer: It overswept.
Riddle:
Why is Santa so good at Karate?
Answer: Because he has a black belt.
Riddle:
What time does a tennis player get up?
Answer: Ten-ish.
Riddle:
Which is the only way a leopard can change his spots?
Answer: By going from one spot to another.
Riddle:
What is the worst vegetable to have on a ship?
Answer: A leek (leak).
Riddle:
What did the bee say to the flower?
Answer: Hello, honey!
Riddle:
What's a lifeguard's favorite game?
Answer: Pool.
