Riddle:
Why was the picture sent to jail?
Answer: Because it was framed.
Riddle:
What type of music do rabbits listen to?
Answer: Hip hop.
Riddle:
What did the tree wear to the pool?
Answer: Swim trunks!
Riddle:
What do you call cheese that belongs to someone else?
Answer: Nacho cheese!
Riddle:
What do elves learn in school?
Answer: The elf-abet.
Riddle:
What kind of nut has no shell?
Answer: A Doughnut.
Riddle:
Why weren't the tennis players allowed in the restaurant?
Answer: Because they make too much racquet.
Riddle:
What is harder to catch the faster you run?
Answer: Your breath!
Riddle:
Why does the teacher wear sunglasses when she comes to the class?
Answer: Because the students are bright.
Riddle:
Why can you not trust Atoms?
Answer: Because they make up everything.
Riddle:
What did one math book say to the other math book?
Answer: Do you want to hear my problems?
Riddle:
When do astronauts eat their sandwiches?
Answer: At launch time.
Riddle:
What food lives at the beach?
Answer: A sand-wich.
Riddle:
What is a ghost's favorite dessert?
Answer: Ice Scream.
Riddle:
Why didn't the Mummy have any friends?
Answer: He was too wrapped up in himself.
Riddle:
Why didn't the monster eat the crazy person?
Answer: He was allergic to nuts.
Riddle:
Why did they let the Turkey join the Thanksgiving band?
Answer: Because he had the drumsticks.
Riddle:
When is music like vegetables?
Answer: When there are two beats (beets) to the measure.
Riddle:
What do you call a bear with no teeth?
Answer: A gummy Bear.
