Question: A MAN AND HIS SON WERE IN A TRAFFIC ACCIDENT. TWO AMBULANCES COME AND CARRY THEM TO DIFFERENT HOSPITALS. THE SON NEEDS EMERGENCY SURGERY, BUT UPON ENTERING THE ROOM THE DOCTOR SAYS I CAN NOT OPERATE ON HIM, HE IS MY SON.
HOW IS THIS POSSIBLE? (YES, HIS REAL DAD IS BEING CARED FOR AT ANOTHER HOSPITAL.)
HOW IS THIS POSSIBLE? (YES, HIS REAL DAD IS BEING CARED FOR AT ANOTHER HOSPITAL.)
Answer: THE DOCTER IS HIS MOTHER!
Question: i am sweet and beautiful
i got 2 wings and im a insect
i can be found in a garden
what am i
i got 2 wings and im a insect
i can be found in a garden
what am i
Answer: a butterfly
Question: I turn polar bears white and I will make you cry. I make guys have to pee and girls comb their hair. I make celebrities look stupid and normal people look like celebrities. I turn pancakes brown and make your champane bubble. If you sqeeze me, I'll pop. If you look at me, you'll pop. Can you guess the riddle?
Answer: I dont know the answer
Question: I have two bodies fused to one, when im still i run
Answer: a hourglass
Question: The drier it is the wetter it becomes
Answer: A Towel
Answer: japan
Question: Why?
Answer: Why not?
Question: Iam green if you cut me open i will bleed if you eat me and spit me out i am black.
What am i?
What am i?
Answer: a watermelon.
Question: it walks on 4 legs in the morning, 2 at noon , and 3 at night.what is it?
Answer: a man.you crawl when a baby,4,2 whenadult and 3 a cane and legs
Question: I turn polar bears white
and I will make you cry.
I make guys have to pee
and girls comb their hair.
I make celebrities look stupid
and normal people look like celebrities.
I turn pancakes brown
and make your champane bubble.
If you sqeeze me, I'll pop.
If you look at me, you'll pop.
Can you guess the riddle?
and I will make you cry.
I make guys have to pee
and girls comb their hair.
I make celebrities look stupid
and normal people look like celebrities.
I turn pancakes brown
and make your champane bubble.
If you sqeeze me, I'll pop.
If you look at me, you'll pop.
Can you guess the riddle?
Answer: the sun
