Question: The man who invented it dowsn't want it. The man who bough it doesn't need it. The man who needs it dosen't know it. What is it?
Answer: a coffin
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Question: wat do u get when u cross a snowman and a vanpirer
Answer: you get frost bite haha isn't that funny he he
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Question: I am white on the outside and I hold gold on the inside. I am considered a treasure to many. I have no corners or a lock, yet I am easy to open. What am I?
Answer: An egg.
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Question: what question can you never say yes too?
Answer: are you asleep?
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Question: i have 4 legs in the morning, 2 in the after noon, and 3 in the evening, what am i?
Answer: a human being
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Question: What gets wetter the more it dries?
Answer: A towel
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Question: i dunno if u can c
i dunno if u can speak
i dunno if u can walk/run
i dunno if u can hear
i dunno if u can feel
but i no 1 thing
u are not human
u are not alive
u are not anything
what am i?
Answer: nothing
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Question: What does man love more than life?
Fear more than death or mortal strife?
What do the poor have, what the rich require,
And what contented men desire?
What does the miser spend, the spendthrift save,
And all men carry to their graves?
Answer: Nothing.
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Question: Brothers and sisters, i have none. My sons father is my fathers son. Who am I?
Answer: The person speaking (me, you).
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Question: What come once in a minute, twice in a moment, but never in a thousand years?
Answer: The letter "M"
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