Question: there is a 1 way road and a police man stops  all the cars that are going the wrong way a lorry driver is going the wrong way why doesent he stop him
		
		
		 
											Answer:  he isnt in a lorry
									
				
		
		Question: There is a building with 54,321 people,and there were 80 floors.Each floor had a total of 884 lights.If each person was in charge of one light,were there more lights or people left?How much more?
		
		
		 
											Answer:  There were more lights left.16,399 lights were left.
									
				
		
		Question: whats black when clean and white when dirty?
		
		
		 
											Answer:  a blackboard
									
				
		
		Question: The one who made it, sold it. The one who bought it, didn't use it. The one who used it, didn't see it. What is it?
		
		
		 
											Answer:  a Coffin.
									
				
		
		Question: The rich need it, the poor have it, darkness and light can overcome it, if you eat it, you'll die, what am I?
		
		
		 
											Answer:  Nothing!
									
				
		
		Question: how did the father lose 125 pounds in 1 day?
		
		
		 
											Answer:  his son got married
									
				
		
		Question: Carlie was born in 1948 and later had a child,Casey, in 1979.How is it possible for casey to be older than Carlie now in 2006?
		
		
		 
											Answer:  Carlie was born on a leap year.
									
				
		
		Question: What always goes up but never goes down?
		
		
		 
											Answer:  Age
									
				
		
		Question: What weighs exactly 2,000 pounds?
		
		
		 
											Answer:  A ton
									
				
		
		Question: A doctor has a brother who is an attorney in Indiana, but the attorney in Indiana does not have a brother who is a doctor. How can this be?
		
		
		 
											Answer:   The doctor is the attorney's sister.
									
				
		