Question: You are the bus driver riding across the country. You pick up 10 people and drop off 7 people each stop. You get gas at $2.00 every 50 miles. There is traffic and you get held up for an hour. You get to the last stop when someone asks, "Can you take me across town?" The driver lets the person on along with 16 more. 15 people get off leaving 1 left. The driver takes her to the destination. He goes back home to the other side of the country paying $2.01 every 50 miles now. He gets home and sees that he used up A LOT of money. What color are the bus driver's eyes?
Answer: The begining said, "YOU are the bus driver."
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Question: What force and strength cannot get through,
I with little touch can do.
And many in the street would stand,
If I were not a friend at hand.

What am I?
Answer: a Key.
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Question: how come you can trick a vampire so easily?
Answer: because the are suckers!
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Question: Whene I am tall I am young. When I am short I am old.Whay am I?
Answer: A Candle
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Question: What gets wet when drying?
Answer: A Towel
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Question: a rich man wants it,
a poor man has it,
and if u eat it you'll die!
what is it??
Answer: nothing!!
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Question: What occurs once in a lifetime,twice in a moment but never in your life?
Answer: 'M'
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Question: What walks on 4 legs in the morning,
2 legs at midday,
And 3 legs Night?
Answer: A man
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Question: Brothers and sisters have I none, but his fathers, father is my fathers son. Who am I?
Answer: it the author
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Question: A cowboy rides into town on a horse on sunday, he leaves 3 days later on Friday.how is this possible?
Answer: the horses name is Friday
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