Question: How many letters are in the alphabet?
Answer: 11. T-H-E A-L-P-H-A-B-E-T.
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Question: an office man goes to a work in a 30storied building.his office is on the 20th floor.in the morning he enters the lift goes to the 16th floor gets down and uses the stairs to climb the next four floors.in the evening he enters the lift from the 20th floor and comes to the ground floor in it.why doesn't he go directly to the 20th floor in the morning??
Answer: the man is a drawf in the lift he can only reach the 16th floor button.so he goes to the 16th floor and uses the stairs.since he can reach the ground floor button he takes lift from the 20th floor in the evening
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Question: What needs water to live but can not drink it. It will die every year but reproduce many.
Answer: A flower of plant with seeds.
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Question: How do you get out of a room that has no windows and the door is locked and all there is in the room is a table and a mirror?
Answer: You look through the mirror, you saw what you saw, you take the saw and cut the table in half, two halves make a whole, you jump through the hole and you're safe!
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Question: A squirrel falls in a 10 foot hole, every day he goes up 3 feet and falls 2. How many days will it take for the squirrel to get out of the hole?
Answer: 7 days (not 10 like you think) on the seventh day, he is at the top, but why must he go down 2 feet if he can simply climb out
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Question: A KING DINES WITH
HIS SISTER,
HIS FRIEND,
AND HIS FRIEND'S WIFE.
ALL OF THEM WERE GREEDY BEASTS,
WHO LOVED FOOD
MORE THAN LIFE.
AT LAST,
THREE PIES ALONE REMAINED,
THERE WASN'T ANY KIFE.
HOW DO THEY ALL HAVE EQUAL SHARES,
AND SAVE THEMSELVES FROM STRIFE???
HIS SISTER,
HIS FRIEND,
AND HIS FRIEND'S WIFE.
ALL OF THEM WERE GREEDY BEASTS,
WHO LOVED FOOD
MORE THAN LIFE.
AT LAST,
THREE PIES ALONE REMAINED,
THERE WASN'T ANY KIFE.
HOW DO THEY ALL HAVE EQUAL SHARES,
AND SAVE THEMSELVES FROM STRIFE???
Answer: THE GREEDY KING'S SISTER IS MARRIED TO HIS FRIEND,SO THERE ARE ONLY THREE PEOPLE.THEY EACH GET A PIE.
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Question: How do dogs stop a VCR?
Answer: With the PAWS button.
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Question: There was a train that carried 100 people on it. The train took a tight turn and flipped onto it's side. When the police got there, they reported that all 100 people were alive and minorly hurt, but two of the people were reported Dead (with a capital "D").
How is this possible?
How is this possible?
Answer: The two people were Mr. Dead and Mrs. Dead
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Question: there is a room,when anyone enter's,the person becomes crazy.which room am i?
Answer: bathroom
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Question: A MAN PAINTED EVRY SPECK OF HIS HOUSE PINK BUT THE STAIRS WERE NOT PINK WHY NOT.
Answer: THE HOUSE WAS A BUNGALOW
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