Question: What animal keeps the best time?
Answer: A Watchdog
Question: what do you call a dog that sit and sizzles next to a fire?
Answer: a hotdog
Question: do they have a 4th of july in England.
Answer: Yes they also have a 5th and a 6th of jluy in England.
Question: WHAT DO YOU CALL CHESSE THATS NOT YOURS!
Answer: NACHO CHESSE
Question: A man was born in 1955, how is it today is his 18th birthday?
Answer: He was born in room 1955 of the hospital.
Question: There were two mothers and two daughters,and they all went fishing.All of them caught a fish but when they counted there were only three fish.
Answer: there was only three because there was a grand mother a mother and a daughter. The mother was the daughter to the grand mother and she was the mother to the mother and the daughter was the daughter to the mother.
Question: Cold as death, always drinking, all in mail never clinking, what am I?
Answer: A Fish
Question: I am slim and tall,
Many find me desirable and appealing.
They touch me and I give a false good feeling.
Once I shine in splendor,
But only once and then no more.
For many I am "to die for".
What am I?
Many find me desirable and appealing.
They touch me and I give a false good feeling.
Once I shine in splendor,
But only once and then no more.
For many I am "to die for".
What am I?
Answer: A Cigarette
Question: What has to be broken before it can be used?
Answer: An egg.
Question: You are locked inside of a car with a hammer, a rench a gun, and a monkey. You may use any of these things to get out. How do you escape?
Answer: UNLOCK THE DOOR AND GET OUT!!!
